Logton 

When a dog gets hold of a rubbish bag, and eats a tampon, and then later shits it out. The Poo then contains a tampon with a string hanging out of it

Misty, my rottweiler made a huge logton the other day

Logton by SirJeefAlot November 7, 2023

logton 

A Logton is when your dog goes through the rubbish bin and eats a used tampon. Eventually when the dog shits it out, the poo - log- has the string of the tampon attached to it.

Honey, the dog just made a logton

logton by SirJeefAlot November 8, 2023

Louton 

Louton means picnic. However, it can also be a gathering of you and your closest friends. This can be either a sleep over or a general hangout. Everyone wants to be at a louton, a louton is the place to be.

Hey, want to have a louton on Friday?

Louton by okieeeeee November 29, 2016

Ryan Longton

A person who has equal or greater awesomeness as Chuck Norris

Ryan Longton, Scott Ellis & Yash Mutti

Ryan Longton by Blacky Chan May 4, 2009

Lorton 

1. A town in Virginia.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.

"I was on the express train to Lorton after my 3rd sparks."

"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"

Lorton by WBNT May 16, 2007

Kenny Lofton 

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

Kenny Lofton by Mark April 18, 2005

loyton 

Is a kid who is very pridefull. Does not let people get in his head and is very sweet towards girls. He also has a thing for basketball that continues to make him strive for greatness.

Loyton is a cool dude

loyton by The great gee December 24, 2016