Logton
When a dog gets hold of a rubbish bag, and eats a tampon, and then later shits it out. The Poo then contains a tampon with a string hanging out of it
Logton by SirJeefAlot November 7, 2023
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logton
A Logton is when your dog goes through the rubbish bin and eats a used tampon. Eventually when the dog shits it out, the poo - log- has the string of the tampon attached to it.
logton by SirJeefAlot November 8, 2023
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Logton • logon • Logdon Sodsbury • Lorton • Lofton • Lofton Ross • Loghon • logonath • Logono Blocking • Logonorrhea
Ryan Longton
Ryan Longton by Blacky Chan May 4, 2009
Lorton
1. A town in Virginia.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.
Kenny Lofton
The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.
"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"
Kenny Lofton by Mark April 18, 2005
loyton
Is a kid who is very pridefull. Does not let people get in his head and is very sweet towards girls. He also has a thing for basketball that continues to make him strive for greatness.
Loyton is a cool dude
loyton by The great gee December 24, 2016
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