Lotto 

Something that is Awesome, a showing of great Luck or Skill, the opposite of Bankrupt.

Those girls should join the cheer squad, they have tremendous spirit, and that back-flip was lotto!

Lotto by kainos990x November 22, 2011

lotto 

A word mostly used in games such as counter-strike that means luck. Often screamed out loud when you are beaten.
Also said as Lo2

teh fucking n00b got so much LOTTO!

lotto by MoerdarN December 31, 2004

Lotto 

Lotto: also know as a handjob. When you play lotto you rub them out.

John: Hey did you cop any whops (head) from that biddy (female) last night??
Jimmy: Nahh broo she just played lotto.
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Nick: Whatd you do last night?
Paul: Nothing mannn just played some lotto then went to bed.

Lotto by Azballa7 September 7, 2011

lotto 

In online gaming, used to describe a lucky shot. Origin: getting a lotto shot is akin to winning a lottery, in terms of chances. Clearly it happens more than the lottery is won though

that was lotto, (after dying from a clearly lucky shot)

lotto by Konstiin December 30, 2010

lotto 

the new name for the national lottery. its winner recieves the 4000000 pound coins the other succers stupidly spent on losing numbers.

i have won the lotto.
the lotto is a scam.
im going to pose as a charity and claim lotto grants.

lotto by William Gates February 4, 2005

lotto 

An idiot's 401k.

Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.

lotto by harry flashman August 12, 2003

Lotto Noodle 

- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.

John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.

Lotto Noodle by Lotto Noodle Corp. December 21, 2014