Lotto

Something that is Awesome, a showing of great Luck or Skill, the opposite of Bankrupt.

Those girls should join the cheer squad, they have tremendous spirit, and that back-flip was lotto!

by kainos990x November 22, 2011

lotto

A word mostly used in games such as counter-strike that means luck. Often screamed out loud when you are beaten.
Also said as Lo2

teh fucking n00b got so much LOTTO!

by MoerdarN December 31, 2004

Lotto

Lotto: also know as a handjob. When you play lotto you rub them out.

John: Hey did you cop any whops (head) from that biddy (female) last night??
Jimmy: Nahh broo she just played lotto.
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Nick: Whatd you do last night?
Paul: Nothing mannn just played some lotto then went to bed.

by Azballa7 September 7, 2011

lotto

In online gaming, used to describe a lucky shot. Origin: getting a lotto shot is akin to winning a lottery, in terms of chances. Clearly it happens more than the lottery is won though

that was lotto, (after dying from a clearly lucky shot)

by Konstiin December 30, 2010

lotto

the new name for the national lottery. its winner recieves the 4000000 pound coins the other succers stupidly spent on losing numbers.

i have won the lotto.
the lotto is a scam.
im going to pose as a charity and claim lotto grants.

by William Gates February 4, 2005

lotto

An idiot's 401k.

Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

Lotto Noodle

- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.

John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.

by Lotto Noodle Corp. December 21, 2014