lotionman 

Lotionman is what our favorite gargantuan, Strong Mad, calls the King of Town's dunce cap in the Strong Bad email "origins".

"...stole the King Of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. Don't ask, it was Strong mad's idea."

lotionman by DeusExMachina February 13, 2005

Lotioning 

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

Lotioning by Trinzico March 13, 2021

lotion man 

jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes

dat bwoy is a dyam lotion man

lotion man by danaturalb May 13, 2005

Lotionate 

The act of putting on lotion

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.

Lotionate by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006

Speed lotioning 

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

Speed lotioning by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

lotioning 

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.

-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.

lotioning by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009

Lotioning 

To sexually touch and rub lotion in to ones body

Girl:running oil all over and the slowly finger her

Boy; to cover your hand in lotion and give him and slow firm hand job

Come let's get lotioning baby

Lotioning by Boobs12hd December 12, 2016