Lotioning

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

by Trinzico March 13, 2021

lotioning

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.

-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.

by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009

Lotioning

To sexually touch and rub lotion in to ones body

Girl:running oil all over and the slowly finger her

Boy; to cover your hand in lotion and give him and slow firm hand job

Come let's get lotioning baby

by Boobs12hd December 12, 2016

Lotioning

to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate

stop lotioning yourself

by nathan kay August 2, 2008

Lotioning

Literally just the verb form of the word 'lotion' -- simply rubbing lotion on the body.

Him: Wyd

Her: Just laid down, lotioning now
Him: Mmh, I see. I see :P

by nic_07.nicole June 4, 2016

lotioning

To negotiate something smoothly and tactfully in order to gain one’s way.

“I lotioned the job offer fam”

Ashraff: “Yo how you leaving without holding a significant role next year”
MB: “Dw man, elite lotioning by me ngl”

by Mans about it February 10, 2021

lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004