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Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

Tongoloid 

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them
Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”
Tongoloid by Tongoloid April 25, 2019

mongoloid patrol 

any bus or van full of retards
mongoloid patrol by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Kongoloid 

A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.
Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
Kongoloid by seabrook February 25, 2011

Bongoloid 

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.
Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.
Bongoloid by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

mongoloid mike 

a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.
Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"
mongoloid mike by TRing April 7, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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