Dongoloid

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.

Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.

by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

Dongoloid

An absolute lad, usually a thicc boy, who will stick to your side and be your best buddy for a good long time. Works best on with some european connection

Man 1: My friend and I have known eachother for several years, we practically brothers
Man 2: He's a total Dongoloid

by NunyaBizzD July 18, 2018

Dongoloids

STD.

The bogging pustules inhabiting ones besmered helmet.

'My urologist wretched when I dropped trou in the sergery, revealing my foul dongoloids'

by Herbie Dongsporran February 23, 2021

dongoloid

Formed from "dong" (Danish for penis) and "mongoloid" (an archaic term for Down's Syndrome sufferers), it signifies somebody who is a total lamer.

"dude, you're a total dongoloid

by Jeroen July 2, 2004