adjective. can be used to describe people, but at times events. a synergy of the words mongoloid and gong show, inferring an aberration of nature and willful tomfoolery.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.
Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.
You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.
Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.