Bongoloid

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Bongoloid

A British person. From the "bong" noises that emanate from the glorious Big Ben. God Save the ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King!

Can you believe the average Bongoloid subsists on a diet of cheap lager and beans? Not a fish or fry in sight!

by King Norf October 7, 2022

Bongoloid

Smoked retarded by one too many bong hits.

Pass the reefer you chinesed eyed bongoloid.

by Luis V. February 17, 2004

Bongoloid

Another name to call a black person.

Stems from the combination of bongos and the suffix of negroid.

Three bongoloids were recently acquitted from shooting ten people because the judge believed that police brutality was used during their arrests.

by Unemployus Africanus October 7, 2013

Bongoloid

An immovable object or insurmountable obstacle.

I thought I had the flag, but I smacked face first into a Bongoloid.

by Bongo May 26, 2003

bongoloid

When you're too high and can hardly move, you're a bongoloid.

Fuck man, I'm a bongoloid...

by chungusfuckhead March 17, 2019

Bongoloid

Someone who always hits the bong to hard and acts like a monkey afterwards

Jason is bongoloid when he smokes weed

by The_Real_Captian_Dewey September 17, 2019