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A very tall living organism, or body part.
He needs to be shrunk with his longass

Bro he has a longass head
LongAss by Sick gaems June 27, 2017
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Long ass ride 

Long ass ride is one of the K-Pop boy group named NCT's most lit lyrics of all time. It was sung by Mark Lee from NCT U in the song, The 7th Sense (일곱 번째 감각).
Long ass ride by butomars February 23, 2019

Long Ass Ride 

means Mr Mark Lee has been involved in too much of NCT and he needs rest and not to mention it’s his slogan as well
Hey Mark, didn’t you just graduated but why are you still awake?” - Random person

“Cause was a long ass ride”

“Uh, and that’s a long ass ride”- the seventh sense, NCTU
Long Ass Ride by xxanrchy February 26, 2019

long ass time 

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.
I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.

long ass gun 

The gun "allegedly" used by rapper Gun Rack in the show Key & Peele to kill Darnell Simmons.
"Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium."
long ass gun by MrBro-iden October 23, 2015

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.
I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.
Long ass week by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009
noun British

The resulting stain on your rear after sitting on a dirty log.
"Oh boy, I sure hope I dont get logass when I sit on this"
logass by the_opeelix January 21, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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