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An increment of time, lengthy in nature.
After I ran over a herd of tree huggers, I served a long ass in Pelican Bay.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.
Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?
by Chip Z'hoyy January 01, 2012
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A very tall living organism, or body part.
He needs to be shrunk with his longass

Bro he has a longass head
by Sick gaems June 21, 2017
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