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A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.
I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011
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