logass

noun British

The resulting stain on your rear after sitting on a dirty log.

"Oh boy, I sure hope I dont get logass when I sit on this"

by the_opeelix January 21, 2021

logass

The result of sitting on a wet log. Ur pants become slimy. Due to sap and water. Slimy like a wet log.

I got a case of logass.

by papaski December 1, 2016

Emeril Lagasse

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

Lopass

Used in disgust, derogotory term for lazy bums

Fuckin' lopass sluts...

by HUTU May 16, 2003

LogansArmyofChampions

LAC aka Logan’s Army of Champions aka The Modern day Spartans. However this army is much stronger and more fierce then even the Spartans. The people in this army have reached the peak of there physical condition. These few people and General Logan make up Logan’s Army of Champions.

Are you in Logan’s Army of Champions because you seem to be very fit and physically awesome. If you are in LogansArmyofChampions it means you are physically awesome.

by LogansArmyofChampions September 1, 2018

Legass

When someone sags there sweatpants too low, the wind blows, and it looks like they have another set of ass cheeks on their legs.

Dude 1: *sagging sweatpants* OH YA CAN'T TOUCH THIS
Dude 2: Your cool with your saggin pants
Dude 3: Don't worry he just has a severe case of legass goin on there

by Huntsss November 7, 2010

Lagasse alarm

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.

The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003