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A long haired man who smokes weed and fucks 🐄
You are such a loaten you silly loaten
Loaten by PlaystationDudey July 14, 2022
Words you can keep
stealing a pack without giving credit
Person 1: "Hey I need a new resourcepack? Make me one?"
Person 2: "Here I will pull a latenci and find you one"
latenci by Vacity August 4, 2017
Latency is a term used for the time it takes for a packet of data to be sent by an application, travel to and be recieved by another application. Higher latency means longer time taken, meaning more delay of the requested action.
-Wow, you have really high latency!

-So that's why my internet is so slow!
Latency by Zelpher March 6, 2009

Latent Gay 

Latent Gay. Someone who is transparently gay but believes himself to be straight. Spends all of his time shopping and drinking coffee with straight women who see him as a friend. Wears lots of salmon pink clothes. Inspite of being gay, talks constantly about which woman he'd like to fuck. Often overherd making very stupid, xenophobic/racist comments.
"Have you seen the tits on (generic female name) - she's a shag. BTW I'm going shopping"

"Hey, we could go to the bar, but I fancy a nice hot black coffee inside me"

"Oh, my, GOD! Did you see those two dykes just then, they were soooo ugly"

Latent Gay
Latent Gay by Super Keith McCann March 10, 2007

zero latency 

Something that begins without delay.
Sandy: Tom and Jill sat down and started working on that project immediately after it was assigned!

Bill: Yep, they are the company's zero latency team!
zero latency by dinglebury August 6, 2010
A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.
You are such a Loagen.
Loagen by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019

Latent Heterosexual 

A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."
For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.
Latent Heterosexual by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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