9 definition by TheSpicyPickle

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A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.
Your name is Jonah.
by TheSpicyPickle May 22, 2019

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A person who views only the dankest and spiciest memes like the noice guy and Mokey the Mouse. He is very strong because he does aSTerOiDs.
Person 1: See that guy over there, he watches memes for his career.
Person 2: He must be a Keelan.
by TheSpicyPickle May 23, 2019

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VR
VR stands for Virtual Reality. It is the fake world you go when you are displeased with the real world and you have no friends.
Person: Hey dude! Do you want to play VR with me?
*Silence*
Person: *Realizes he has no friends*
by TheSpicyPickle May 28, 2019

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The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.
All hail Officer Earl
by TheSpicyPickle May 28, 2019

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The middle nine letters on a keyboard you type when you have achieved supreme boredom and you are practically brain-dead.
If you type rtyfghvbn, you are dead inside.
by TheSpicyPickle May 27, 2019

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An obsessive fanboy who only likes Marvel and anything horror related. Also, from September to April, he only wears a neon, green jacket that he does not take off. Finally, he is very small and has an extremely high-pitched voice.
Person 1: Hey look at that obsessive fanboy.
Person 2: Oh. That's definitely a Mason.
by TheSpicyPickle May 27, 2019

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A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.
You are such a Loagen.
by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019

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