TheSpicyPickle's definitions

Loagen

A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.

You are such a Loagen.

by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019

Jonah

A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.

Your name is Jonah.

by TheSpicyPickle May 22, 2019

Keelan

A person who views only the dankest and spiciest memes like the noice guy and Mokey the Mouse. He is very strong because he does aSTerOiDs.

Person 1: See that guy over there, he watches memes for his career.
Person 2: He must be a Keelan.

by TheSpicyPickle May 23, 2019

Mason

An obsessive fanboy who only likes Marvel and anything horror related. Also, from September to April, he only wears a neon, green jacket that he does not take off. Finally, he is very small and has an extremely high-pitched voice.

Person 1: Hey look at that obsessive fanboy.
Person 2: Oh. That's definitely a Mason.

by TheSpicyPickle May 27, 2019

Rtyfghvbn

The middle nine letters on a keyboard you type when you have achieved supreme boredom and you are practically brain-dead.

If you type rtyfghvbn, you are dead inside.

by TheSpicyPickle May 27, 2019

Officer Earl

The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.

All hail Officer Earl

by TheSpicyPickle May 28, 2019

VR

VR stands for Virtual Reality. It is the fake world you go when you are displeased with the real world and you have no friends.

Person: Hey dude! Do you want to play VR with me?
*Silence*
Person: *Realizes he has no friends*

by TheSpicyPickle May 28, 2019