Loagen
A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.
Loagen by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019
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Loagen is a blonde haired short kid who is also a skinny mini and loves memes and youtube, really doesn't care about anything and he's a really great guy that does a lot of work.
loagen by skinny mini May 23, 2019
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Loagen is a small blonde person who thinks that their original definition was mean. He may be short but whoever said that about me is unloved. I don't like being called a hypocrite. Even though I am.
Loagen by Loaf that's not buttered yet November 25, 2019
Lagena
A Lagena is a rare gem and the most beautiful girl alive, inside and out. She is like that "girl next door" - really welcoming and down to earth. She treats everyone with respect and has a twinkle in her eye. If you find one, please don’t let her go. She is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and always yearning to help others around her. Lagena’s have a small circle and greatly cherish their loved ones.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
1. Lagena is looking great today!
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
Lagena by yourenotwrongtho November 23, 2021
Mr. Longenecker
History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.
Mr. Longenecker by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019
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