jeffbo's definitions

As It Googles Out

As it turns out when Googled.

Hey I looked up the last king of England today, and As It Googles Out, it was william III.

by jeffbo May 6, 2011

butt rake

1.) Various angles in lower back and butt cheek geometry.

2.) The area that starts at the lower back where the butt is connected and following that slope to where the slope starts the 90 degree vertical drop.

Jack : Mike, you see the new secretary ! What a freeking babe !

Mike: Yeah and her butt rake is fascinating !!

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Munchkins

Relatives that come over to your house and eat all of your food.

Quick, hide the Doritos ! Those munchkins uncle Buck and aunt Eva is comming up the driveway !

by jeffbo May 7, 2009

diculous

A silly act or something that hasnt become re-diculous therefore it is diculous if it happens only once.

Thats a pretty diculous thing you did Jane.

by jeffbo April 7, 2009

Paparazziportapotty

1.) An enclosed small 3x3 fiberglass building where a member of the Paparazzi goes to releive themself.

At a film set: Here we have our porta potty's and here we have our Paparazziportapotty's

by jeffbo April 21, 2009

mass mooning

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

by jeffbo July 13, 2009

Connection Children

What a person who varily understands English, would call siamese twins.

These is good I read of you news for me and Marie. I wait on other monies to come the story to tell about me and Marie and we have 17 children. Of the children, faur are connection like the siameses are connect. I win viagra from the internet and it make the connection children..The operation to seperate the four is very important. For I am also diability my legas were accidently amputated and in delirious way I slap me mother and mine brothers cut all but one of my fingers off. And when the monies to come from African man, is 1.2 million dollars, a friend try to take over my identity , he was Shaitan and cut my last finger off. Later Shaitan was killed by Elcingaro. But Elcingaro, he steel my viagra, he rape one of the 4 connection children while three were asleep and the connection children woke up and one of the children kill Elcingaro. So now it is very serious for me as I lived by the post office in a box with the viagra problems to wait for the monies from Africa or to gets a job, and mine wife Marie live in a van by the rivers with these childrens. The policia take the childrens to jail, so now the guilty child to be in jail all the other connection children in jail too. So I need the monies with to get them seperated so the other 3 connection childrens can not be in the jail. I am at public library and marie type this for me on public compoter. I have moved back from the river to a box at the post office and you to see that you send the monies and gives me a application. You can send.

Bigbean and Marie
C/O General Deliveries
Covington, LA. 70433

by jeffbo September 12, 2009