Traumatic Turd Syndrome

(n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.
Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.
by jeffbo June 24, 2009
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lost vowel syndrome

A rare but critical occurrence often occurring after a stroke or head injury, where a person looses their vowels, example: a,e,i,o,u and sometimes they loose y. Loosing a vowel creates a type of sound in pronunciation for which there is no closure of the throat or mouth at any point when vocalization occurs. Often a person who looses their vowels seem to be speaking a different language or tongues. A early example is in the biblical book of Acts. The apostles had come together in a barn to worship the Lord, and nobody understood what they were saying, probably because the Romans had beat them silly with sticks or something.
Steven was walking his ass and suddenly the ass kicked him in the head, when we found Steven I asked him wuz up.. He said gt kck n m hd b th ss. By inference I knew he meant " I got kicked in my head by the ass." It occured that he was suffering a concussion that gave him the lost vowel syndrome.
by jeffbo July 01, 2009
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Butt Dumper

A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.
Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.
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jesus tap dancing christ

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.

Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.
by jeffbo April 29, 2009
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Dont throw your dirt early

1. A lesson from a phrase believed coined by CNN correspondent Kristi Keck, meaning politically, to attack your opponent early, but by the time voting roles along, it is old forgotten news, and nothing is accomplished that much to smear the opponent in the latter since.

2. To hold back your introduction to a stranger until the right time.

3. To re-frame from making decisions or completing an action until you know all of the consequences.
Matt, a tricky but anxious batter was up to bat. With the bases loaded, the coach, knowing the experienced pitchers style, yelled " hey Matt ! "Don't throw your dirt early" ! Hoping that Matt took the clue to bunt.

Dont throw your dirt early
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Munchkins

Relatives that come over to your house and eat all of your food.
Quick, hide the Doritos ! Those munchkins uncle Buck and aunt Eva is comming up the driveway !
by jeffbo May 08, 2009
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munchkin

Appropriately, a small person or the characters on the movie Wizzard of Oz. The definition later crossed into relatives that come to your house and eat all of your snacks.
Hey, hey it's them, that munchkin Aunt Betty and Uncle Fred, walking up the driveway, hurry up and hide the chips , move the candy bowl, and close the pantry door !!
by jeffbo June 30, 2009
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