Latencuck 

A delusional PC enthusiast that thinks they know better than engineers and constantly makes excuses for why they're bad at games. Uses terms like Mousefeel, DPC Latency, Residuals, CR1, EMI, Linpack, HyperThreading, IMLC, e.t.c. Thinks that using outdated and dysfunctional windows versions makes their PC run better. Shills decade old hardware because it has lower memory latency in a test yet runs everything else 1000x worse. Prone to be easily agitated and will likely call you unstable.

"That latencuck is always complaining about how much EMI he has and how his residuals don't match in linpack"
"Some latencuck told me to run linpack and now my cpu won't boot at stock settings"

Latencuck by HoftOCLabGarax March 23, 2022

latebuckler 

A person who buckles his/her seatbelt several minutes after getting into the car. In order to be a latebuckler, you must consistently late-buckle in an already moving vehicle.

If you weren't such a latebuckler, you wouldn't have gone through the windshield.

latebuckler by Ace Juliano May 7, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008