The name of Gabriela Gonzalez and Jack Averys daughter, the most adorable human on earth she is super tiny right now but when she grows she is going to be beautiful Just like her mom and dad!

“Did you hear that Gabbie and Jack are parents now!”
“No!, whats the babys name?”
“Lavender May Avery”

Lavender May Avery by Clau💜 @thankful_forlavender May 13, 2019

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Lavendrous

A term coined by drag queen Juno Birch used to describe something which is of a gorgeous purple/lavender tone.

The sunrise was very lavendrous this morning.

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Lavender May Avery

Lavender May Avery is a beautiful angel sent from heaven. Her mother Gabriela Gonzalez and her father Jack Avery are so blessed to have her. She is truly a Gift sent from God.💜💜

Lavender May Avery is as beautiful as her mother.💜

Lavender May Avery by AllSmilesSeavey May 12, 2019

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Lavender Juicebox

From Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

Another word for vagina

I will NOT let him touch my lavender juicebox!

Lavender Juicebox by COA5TA July 17, 2016

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Lavender Unicorn Syndrome

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.

"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome by VannerWriter November 20, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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