Lipdick

When male genitalia has remnants of lipstick after oral sex.

‘OMG I gave Johnny head the other day and he had lipdick after’.

by Bronte the horse November 6, 2023

limpdickism

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.

He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018

Rush Limpdick

Alternative derogatory name for Rush Limbaugh

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.

by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009

limpdick system

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

limpdicking

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.

Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.

by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013

lippicker

a person who constantly picks at their lips so often that they many scars on their lips.

COOL GUY: dang Stephen look at Susan she just stopped right in the middle of the lap and is now picking her lip

Stephen: dang COOL GUY she is such a lippicker

by isaiah June 7, 2004

Lipsdick

When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips

"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013