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The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.

Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.

limpdicking by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013

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limpdickism

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.

He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.

limpdickism by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018

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limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

limp-dicking-it by lazyboy August 14, 2013

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limpdickitis

Erectile dysfunction

A lying but kind girlfriend tell her impotent boyfriend, "It's ok, baby, limpdickitis happens to lots of guys."

limpdickitis by Urban Samurai December 21, 2008

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limpdickfagfucker

A term used to describe a male with a limp dick who fucks fags, it has often been shouted randomly by people suffering from tourette's

Dude: "Hey there Amanda"
Amanda: "fffuck... tiiitts.... LIMPDICKFAGFUCKER!!!!"
Dude: "What!! who told you that.. it was Ashley wasn't it..shes a liar...................."

limpdickfagfucker by Alejandro69 August 4, 2007

Limericking

The social media site ritual of composing limericks dedicated to worn out and wasted (ex-)Group Admins. Typically observed on the occasion of the send off party, after both "cake" and "beer" have been typed.

"Many thanks to {name of worn out and wasted (ex-)Group Admin} for being such a proactive and positive admin. Your influence will be missed."

"Clearly this occasion needs limericking."

"Should I look up "limericking" in the Urban Dictionary in case there's a meaning I'm not aware of?"

Limericking by mythbustier January 14, 2010

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Linpicking

Quickly jumping at the easiest joke to make

Ugggghhhhh, that joke was so bad, she’s linpicking again

Linpicking by minecraftklungo July 31, 2020

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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