Liford

people who like to drink,smoke,party, and fuck.

man, she's definitely a Liford

by aliford June 3, 2009

lifeordeathsworld

Rarely seen in the depths of reddit. Horrendous creature that enjoys dumping lewds on innocent redditors.

You're such a fucking lifeordeathsworld, Greg!

by lifeordeathsworld January 27, 2020

Great Linford Manor

The local nuthouse of a city called Milton Keynes, often frequented by a village idiot by the name of Pete Winkelman.

The guy is so stupid, they should lock him up in Great Linford Manor

by AFCW April 17, 2004

Linford Christie

(Adjective) To get a wristy

I went back to this chicks place last night, but I only got a Linford Christie. Then I fell asleep

by Frankel May 21, 2013

lifodep

a lifodep is the opposite of a pedophile.

it can be perceived as someone taking sexual, financial advantage of a considerately older person.

My friend wants to make a fortune by marrying rich old men, (s)he is a lifodep.

by amateur lifodep December 15, 2010

linford christie

(Noun); World famous athlete nicknamed by the press as Lunch box, because of his large genetalia. Also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.

My god! you're not a woman, your penis is bigger than linford christie's.

by Jade Goody August 3, 2003

Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.

1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.

by DJ Crunk Face February 9, 2005