The most amazingly beautiful lady in the entire
world, whose magnificence shines a light on the bitter blackened
void that has become our shared landscape. Her radiance is matched only by her wit, and her wit matched only by her grace. Not only is she fantastically, outrageously gorgeous and unbelieveably intelligent, but she is also the greatest dancer the
world has ever seen. We should all learn to emulate her, for if the collective of mankind were to show
even half the intelligence of her we could stave off even the heat death of the universe. And that's something
Jeez, that
girl sure ain't Wristy. She's got a
mustache, smells like a moldly dentist
office and is probably related to deathany.