Linford 

A sock used to soak up ejaculate after masturbation.

A cum encrusted sock

A wank sock

Don't wear THAT sock, it's a linford!
My favourite linford is so crusty its like a papier mache sock
I just found a crispy linford under little Tommy's bed

Linford by Jennie Al March 1, 2011

Linford 

Person who drives other people's cars, particularly their father's car.

Stop being a Linford and get your own car!

Linford by Peterson August 28, 2003

Linford 

Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.

He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.

Linford by Peterson August 27, 2003

Linford 

1. another of chips alternate personalties
2. someone who thinks they are good at sports, but really suck

oh god, chips turned into linford again
linford, stop hogging the ball and pass it here, thats the 2847th goal you've missed!

Linford by botaf October 24, 2003

Linford Christie 

(Adjective) To get a wristy

I went back to this chicks place last night, but I only got a Linford Christie. Then I fell asleep

Linford Christie by Frankel May 21, 2013

linford christie 

(Noun); World famous athlete nicknamed by the press as Lunch box, because of his large genetalia. Also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.

My god! you're not a woman, your penis is bigger than linford christie's.

linford christie by Jade Goody August 3, 2003

Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.

1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.

Linford Coote by DJ Crunk Face February 9, 2005