Lanxton

A Lanxton is someone who doesn’t go outside and touch grass, they just smoke and drink their life away in the name of fun.

Person 1: Bro I’ve been drunk or high everyday this week.

Person 2: Dude, you’re acting like a Lanxton right now.

by Yo momma’s favorite friend November 23, 2021

Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

Laxton

Big dick. Enormous penis. Thats all there is to it. Gr8 in bed.

Girl 1: hes a laxton!!!
Girl 2: yes he is! I was with him last night!!!

by TRENTLEX November 5, 2018

langton

Hardcore guy who takes no shit and always tells you what he thinks.

That bastard just went langton on me, I don't think I deserved that.

by jplk December 17, 2004

Langtonian

A person who lives in Kirkcaldy, the history being that the town was once seen as a long town.

If you lived in the Langtoon (LongTown) you were a Langtonian

by Fifelass May 9, 2013

Zackary Lanton

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Person 1: you have no idea how much i love Zackary Lanton. i would die for him.
Person 2: i love him more fight me hoe

by Zackary_Lanton_is_God May 9, 2019

lanton

1. <verb>
The act of one person being so lazy that equals the amount of two people being lazy.

2. <noun>
A very lazy person whose laziness equals the amount of two lazy people.

1. "Stop lantoning and get back to work!"

2. "Don't be a lanton. Get back to work!"

by jokerman44 August 10, 2010