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Lanstoned 

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.
Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)
Lanstoned by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013
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Hardcore guy who takes no shit and always tells you what he thinks.
That bastard just went langton on me, I don't think I deserved that.
langton by jplk December 17, 2004

Langtonian 

A person who lives in Kirkcaldy, the history being that the town was once seen as a long town.
If you lived in the Langtoon (LongTown) you were a Langtonian
Langtonian by Fifelass May 9, 2013

Zackary Lanton 

the best fuckin Youtuber. gaming, vlogs, he's got everything. forget james charles or pewdiepie or whoever. they are nothing compared to Zackary Lanton. if you aren't subscribed to him you're a noob. you will not be disappointed, subscribe to this fucker. he does giveaways n shit. subscribe and join our cult.
Person 1: you have no idea how much i love Zackary Lanton. i would die for him.
Person 2: i love him more fight me hoe
1. <verb>
The act of one person being so lazy that equals the amount of two people being lazy.

2. <noun>
A very lazy person whose laziness equals the amount of two lazy people.
1. "Stop lantoning and get back to work!"

2. "Don't be a lanton. Get back to work!"
lanton by jokerman44 August 10, 2010

russell langton 

A slang term used when some1 gets killed while testing an ejector seat in the back garden. Also russell langton is a disturbed child who enjoys wearing womens underwear while making out with navdeep.
shit man .. that russell langton was nasty
russell langton by Lurch January 14, 2005
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