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The most handsome, sweet, romantic, gentle, loving, caring, man. He is always nice to people and likes to keep the peace between everyone. He’s a great listener and a great friend. He’s hilarious asf. He overall is like the best person in the world. He’s smart, funny, nice, and loving. He’s literally perfect.
Landton is so nice.
Landton by Kaffymoo March 16, 2020
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Landon Syndrome 

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.
Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.
Landon Syndrome by Nefwey November 26, 2022

Landon James Sweatman 

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.
Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman
Landon James Sweatman by jedgard October 15, 2021

Landonize 

contamination, corruption, or degradation due to an attempt to make an issue or object better.
The website used to work but then you had to landonize it.
Landonize by SpaceCadet90210 September 14, 2009

Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
Dirty Landon by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex
Omg he looks like a dirty Landon
Dirty Landon by Gaylandon April 12, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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