The action of giving head to the same sex (but it only works if you're a gentleman) and snorting like a pig while submitting an application to the Pudding Palace.
by Minday&Shilaaa February 28, 2011
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Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
by The definer of urban March 11, 2016
Get the landgraf mug.To wrongly accuse someone of date rape for personal or political games.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
That guy got the landgraf treatment from his intern.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
by blakemore January 7, 2022
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Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
by The definer of urban March 11, 2016
Get the landgraf mug.Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.
A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?
B: You look fucking Langared mate!
B: You look fucking Langared mate!
by El Cunto August 18, 2013
Get the Langared mug.A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"
Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!
by Creig September 6, 2008
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-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??
by onlyintellectuals December 2, 2019
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