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The expression "Langdon" was coined during the pandemic crisis in the middle of Swedens deepest forests. The term has it's origin in the beloved movie adaption of Dan Browns trilogy depicting Robert Langdon; portrayed by Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is a nifty but occassionally low-gifted character with distinct autistic features during the worst possible times. So a "Langdon" is therefore a remarkably special individual whom enters the realms of fantasy during the weirdest occasions.
"He's such a fucking Langdon, idiot!"
"Don't be mad at Robert, you know - he's a bit of a Langdon.."
"C'mon, stop being a Langdon you - stop licking the painting!"
by mphstphls October 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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i. Cup of Coffee

ii. One who resembles a tan wiener, penis, or johnson.
i. "Baby, get daddy a cup of that hot langdon"

ii. "Look at all those langdons waiting in line at the tanning salon"
by Dubious July 28, 2012
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the coolest person i know. loves to skype, and is a crazy sick soccer player. straight baller.
OMG that goal was awesome! he must be a langdon!
by runnergirl20828 November 21, 2010
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Langdon is an ancient Anglo-Saxon name meaning "one who inflicts pestilence, one who heals", and was given to a small woman with a tongue as sharp as a double edged-sword. It was believed she could inflict deadly pestilence on the enemy nations, while had the ability to cure disease. A Langdon was generally stubborn, pissy, and occasionally happy.
"stop acting like such a Langdon!"
"the black plague began with langdon"

"maybe langdon will take away your MRSA"
by ypestisiscomingforyou February 12, 2010
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A street in California where the homies live.
Slacker: Hey man, do you live on langdon?
Smart one: Hell no
Slacker: Why? You look like a cool homie too me
Smart one: Langdon's full of gansta shit
Slacker: FUCK YOU!!!
by MasterManHood February 01, 2014
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A beautiful bitch that deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He may be a weeb and kind of a dick at times but i genuinely care for him and if anything bad happens to him what/whoever caused that would have hell to pay. His voice is so fucking hot and he's so fucking talented. Even when im having really bad days, talking to him makes me feel better almost instantly.
Langdon is like, one of my best friends and idk what I'd do without him. Love u bih
by IdkBees? December 24, 2018
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