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Binging on porn until you fall asleep. Then, waking up the next morning to porn on your computer, causing you to be late to school.
Hey Mitchell why were you so late to school today?
Ya bro, I langed...
That sucks.
by lolcopterdaddy March 02, 2011
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A mix between lane and change. usually happens when changing lanes or when lanes suddenly change without one noticing soon enough. It is potentially dangerous when one langes.
Passenger: Hey man indicate before you lange.
Driver: Oh darnnit! I didn't see that guy in my blind spot, that was potentially dangerous.

The other night i was cruising hard on the highway and the road suddenly langed. . . damn road constructions.
by spirimadigger January 04, 2011
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That little dribblage you get when you whack of REAL hard and then you zip up but then you get this persistent little cum GUSH.
So I was whacking it to Chornster, and it was a good solid load, but that I got Langed. It was rough.
by Skitzo88 March 08, 2003
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Lange-(noun): UK DJ of such hits as Follow Me & Drifting Away.
Lange is a Trance Disc-Jockey.
by TA March 14, 2005
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small Asian man often found in gambling establishments
Look at that Lange at the blackjack table, he has been there for hours!
by frank flash October 05, 2004
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A timid elderly lady; A frail old woman ; A worn out penis pump
i met this really old Lange today; i need to get a new penis pump mine is lange
by giVstany April 14, 2011
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A person with a severe brand loyalty to apple (mac) products, to the point it is almost sickening. Most of the time, a quite hairy person, maybe even clogs his shower drain. Coincidently , usually has the first name "Jon".
That fucking lange over there is trying to convert PC users to macs, but they keep peacing out on him.
by DB762 November 07, 2006
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