langered 

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...

Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?

langered by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006

langered 

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

langered by pad July 20, 2004

langered 

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.

My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.

langered by Concerned Rudey June 24, 2007

Langered 

A new verb coined to describe the process of having a new scope item or change in strategic direction thrust upon an unsuspecting PM, usually 1 week out from an IAR gate and communicated in an ‘oh by the way’ corridor conversation.

"Hey PM, are you still submitting your IAR documentation end of today?"
"I might need a bit longer... I just got Langered"

Langered by BHP rep 101 July 12, 2023

Langared 

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013

Lagered-up 

To drink huge amounts of beer or lager simply to get very, very drunk. Not to savor the taste or flavor, but just to get wasted. The phrase is used in London and parts of England, usually associated with wide-boy or East-end types, although a trip to Ibiza might be rewarded with a few examples too.

"C'mon boys! Let's get lagered-up! Look at the locals, they're waiting for us to get proper pissed! C'mon boys! Lagered-up! Lagered-up! Waaay!"

Lagered-up by Liquid Sky September 15, 2009

Longered

this is not a word but i strongly believe that longered should be a form of longer as lengthen is a dumb word and its hard to spell. so essentially longered is lengthen but cooler. so start saying longered instead of lengthen.

it might be better if we longered the school day instead of shortening it

Longered by imsleepdeprived December 14, 2018