landgraf
LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
landgraf by The definer of urban March 11, 2016
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Landgraf
To wrongly accuse someone of date rape for personal or political games.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
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landgraf
LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
landgraf by The definer of urban March 11, 2016
landcraft
landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.
Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"
Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."
Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."
landcraft by John Winston Lennon May 11, 2009
The Mexican Landgrab
That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab
The Mexican Landgrab by MrMcGibblets April 29, 2012
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