Lamoon

A Monkey

That’s girls such a Lamoon

by LuhLeeke September 10, 2022

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

Lamonting

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.

Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.

by poggerchampion221 July 5, 2022

Coon Lagoon

A swimming pool at a HUD apartment complex or a city park on the bad side of town.

Shaquanda and Lil Re-Re always be hangin wit they niglets up in da coon lagoon.

by mackerel daddy August 17, 2011

LAMRON

Lamron- Means normal spelt backwards. Normal is the street that runs through a Chicago neighborhood where rapers Chief Keef, Lil Druk, Rondonumbanine, La Capone and others are from. They say their street name backwards as sort of a code. This is more used for the police so they have a harder time differentiating where rappers, cliques, gangs are from. In some city's they change the direction of street signs so that when running from police they know exactly where they are but the Police will be all mixed up and when and if calling for back up it will be late or not able to assist due to wrong directions.

In the begging of some songs or in their songs in general or mix tapes, these rappers will shot out their block. "We out here posted up on this block, and bitch we Lamron crazy
Lamron crazy bitch yea we Lamron crazy (3hunna)

by Brains Rotten August 31, 2014

Black Lagoon

Possibly one of the most bitchin' animes ever made. The story follows a team of pirates/mercenaries known as Lagoon Company, who smuggle goods in and around the seas of Southeast Asia in the 1990s3. Their base of operations is located in the fictional city of Roanapur in Thailand, and they transport goods in the PT boat Black Lagoon. When on land, they move around and conduct business using Benny's Pontiac GTO. Lagoon Company does business with various clients, but has a particularly friendly relationship with the Russian crime syndicate Hotel Moscow. The team takes on a variety of missions—which may involve violent firefights, hand-to-hand combat, and nautical battles—in various Southeast Asian locations and when not doing much, the members of the Lagoon Company spend much of their down time at The Yellow Flag, a bar in Roanapur.

This anime can be seen as a darker Cowboy Bebop with higher shorts on the girl.

Have you seen Black Lagoon?

Yes, yes I have.

Like it?

You're an idiot, of course I do.

by Lagoon February 12, 2009

Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011