2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.
1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.
2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.
One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.
Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*