Lamon
Denzel Washington is soooo a Lamon.
Lamon by Kissez4mybitches! October 18, 2008
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Lamon Palmer
1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.
2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.
2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.
1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.
2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.
2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.
Lamon Palmer by King Donko of Punchstanium June 18, 2013
Ghetto Laminate
When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.
"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."
"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."
"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."
Ghetto Laminate by Minidakip February 11, 2010
Lamonting
Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Lamonting by poggerchampion221 July 5, 2022
Phillip Lamanno
One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.
Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*
Phillip Lamanno by Hank Williams Jr June 12, 2015
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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