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A beautiful model chick who has a cute personality and likes to be lazier than an old cat. You can't help but do what she ask because she's so sweet. She won't turn down food nor a trip to the mall. No one understands how she isn't obese yet.
Oh Lamoni, you're lazy as fuck! But, you're the prettiest mofo around.
Lamoni by NauseamRide August 16, 2011
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Gorgeous, sexy, lean, classy, sweet, nice, caring, and smart. Her personality is adorable and cute, I could just hug her so tight then fuck her against the wall! She acts likes an angel but she has a freaky side. Damn, she's everything in one. Her lips make me wanna do all kinds of things!
Lamoni, I promise not to leave after we fuck. I'll make you my wife.
Lamoni by Slyguyz August 16, 2011
Lamoni, the most handsome male you could ever meet. He can get girls like it’s nothing. His attraction is his best feature and he’s incredibly funny.
Girl 1: Hey, do you know Lamoni, he’s so hot.
Girl 2: Omg yes, he’s so funny.
Lamoni by Bshehjeks December 26, 2021
Rugged good looking man. Well liked and trusted by most except ex-girlfriends and their parents. Great dad, great husband and lover. Enjoys various hobbies and interests especially outdoor pursuits. Is just as comfortable in expesive suits as he is in his smiley pajamas. He could use a haircut though.
I wish I had a cool name like Lamoni
Lamoni by Lamony February 2, 2010

Lamonting 

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.
A word derived from the region of Greece named Laconia, the capital city of which is Sparta. It means to speak in a concise way, as the Spartans often did.
Philip II of Macedon: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

Sparta: "If."

^that's laconic^
laconic by enote August 1, 2012