lagoon

shenanigans

"We totally lagooned Toby with that blow up sheep on his doorstep! Hope he doesn't call the police!"

by cuntfuckll February 16, 2009

Lagoon

noun

a person relating to those whose origin is the so cal city of laguna beach. Fake, trend-follower, as shallow as my little brother's kiddie pool.
male: hollister model wannabe
female: fake-baked barbie, O.C. style

"Hey Cheb, look at that lagoon over there; let us make haste to rid our memory of that forsaken soul."

by Gilby and Mahoney February 18, 2005

Lagoon

sexual position where one bends oneself into the shape of an "E". This must be done in a standing postion.

"Can you believe we walked in on steph and rob lagooning last night?"
"damn... I didn't know they could bend like that while standing up."

by Steph&Rob March 24, 2009

Lagoon

When a player blames lag for him dying

Lagoon"I was clear of that aoe, stupid lag!"

by G3netix March 15, 2018

Lagoon

A man who speaks from his dick instead of his brain, most likely a crazy jojo fan who thinks every living thing is a reference including himself. Probably hasn't touched grass in 8 years and has been living in his parents basement playing video games all his life and lawn mows for free. Please help him.

damn i really need a lagoon to mow my lawn

by hellodorks123 November 2, 2021

Lagoon

Maths geek who is complete weird and doesn't know how to talk. Lagoons have no sense of love for human race and all the want is massive hatred.

Oh look at logoon, she is pregnant!?
Baby lagoon coming out ha.

by Master Wolfie November 24, 2021

lagoon

lagoon is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. if you have a Logan by your side grab on tight and never let go. Logan’s are beautiful, funny, and witty girls who can be sassy at times. if you are lucky enough to have ever met a Logan, just know that person improved ur life!!!

lagoon is ok
BO SHE IS GREAT

by ratmanspussy February 28, 2022