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Lamonting 

The state of being, where you were drunk the night before and have no recollection of what you did and no idea who you need to apologize to.
"Is that the girl who peed outside the office last night? Yeah she was so wasted i bet she is so Lamonting right now"
Lamonting by JohnnyEye July 28, 2017

Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.
Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018

lemonfinger 

When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"
Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."

Ray Lamontagne 

A folk singer from Maine who can really belt it out. He has his own style, which nowadays is pretty incredible.
Im going home to listen to some Ray Lamontagne, because he is the only one who really understands me.
Ray Lamontagne by Philbert 77 December 9, 2008

Lamontin' it 

1) Performing actions in a unconventional way, and succeeding.

2) Succeeding when the odds are stacked against you.
The car broke down, but I started Lamontin' it, and got it home.
Lamontin' it by LG January 19, 2003

labonging 

to delay; waste time
Jenn is labonging again in the office while we all wait for her to leave with us to get food.
labonging by Pondblue March 3, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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