Lamontaue 

Ugly ass little hoe mean but can be nice sometime does not like to share at at

Person: whats that funk
Me:thats lamontaue

Lamontaue by kittyman000 May 29, 2021

Ray Lamontagne 

A folk singer from Maine who can really belt it out. He has his own style, which nowadays is pretty incredible.

Im going home to listen to some Ray Lamontagne, because he is the only one who really understands me.

Ray Lamontagne by Philbert 77 December 9, 2008

Lavontae

Very caring guy who looks to the future. Knows how to please a girl in every way possible. When he says he loves you and will stay by your side he means it and is not going anywere. Great friend and advice giver

Girlfriend:I'm glad lavontaes my bf

Lavontae by Piggy23 August 6, 2011

Lamonade 

When a situation can't get any worse but you need a light, refreshing term.

What? I didn't make prom queen? I feel like I just drank a big cup of lamonade.

Lamonade by Steffini September 4, 2013

Lamonte 

Big dick.

He a Lamonte dick.

Lamonte by THEWHORE August 2, 2011

Probere Lamonte 

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.

Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke

Probere Lamonte by its dennis August 7, 2006

lamonta 

A sexy black guy with a big ass

Dang girl you seen Lamonta today his ass was on fleek!!

lamonta by Pickles0927 April 18, 2016