Lamonte
He a Lamonte dick.
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Lamonte
Very funny and entertaining always knows how to cheer a person up.THEY NEVER TAKE NO FOR A ANSWER.They watch hella anime.They love playing the game.He is very compassionate.HE has the biggest dick in the state of the universe.He knows how to put that shit on.He has good music taste.Minor sneakerhead.He claps up a Gianna everyday🙄.They are very sexy and attractive and have vey muscular arms.they are very skinny never fat.They are one of the fastest ppl on planet earth.SO IF YOU KNOW A LAMONTE NEVER LET THEM GO CUZ THEY ONE OF THE BEST.
Lamonte is awesome
Lamonte by Thebesttffffffff December 27, 2023
Probere Lamonte
A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.
Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke
Tooth hurty
Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke
Probere Lamonte by its dennis August 7, 2006
Lamonting
Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Lamonting by poggerchampion221 July 5, 2022
Lavonte
A guy who is sweet, caring, and fun to be with but if you get on another side of him he’ll turn into a selfish, manipulative, mean person, but remember he is a very good friend that’ll be by your side. So if you have a Lavonte in your life then keep him close because you’ll need him, but don’t get on his bad side. He is sometimes a heart breaker, but all the girls fall for him once in a while, he’s a good kisser, romantic, hot, and will always be on your side.
Me: I’m totally falling for Lavonte he’s a hottie, and flirty.
Friend: Really? I don’t like him he’s mean and manipulative, and gets everything he wants.
Friend: Really? I don’t like him he’s mean and manipulative, and gets everything he wants.
Lavonte by Beastmode05 June 16, 2018
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