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He a Lamonte dick.
Lamonte by THEWHORE August 2, 2011

Probere Lamonte 

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.
Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke
Probere Lamonte by its dennis August 7, 2006

Lemontre 

Ghetto fast and strong bound to spend his life playing sports and on food stamps
Lemontre be acting ghetto but he fast
Lemontre by Hdjdhdtsyh March 13, 2019
The nice person you can met cute sweet and sexy smooth with the ladies and funny and quiet and stay to his self and caring about people he love and got a big dick
Lamonte
Lamonte by Lamonte May 5, 2019

lamontrell 

Funny ash but doesn't wanna talk to yo ass👋🏼
Lamontrell doesn't like u
lamontrell by Yea it was me December 5, 2017

Lamontless 

That feeling of emptiness and state of discontent after a Lamont leaves the company.
"Hey Luke are you okay?"
"No Lisa I feel so Lamontless now that Lamont has left, I don't know how we can carry on."
Lamontless by MyEyes Hurt August 25, 2017
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