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ejaculating milk from the titties. many people like to drink this milk. some even squirt it in other people's eyes.
it also makes women's titties get really huge!!!!
haha i lactated on yo face bitch! (god i love lactation)
Lactation by wtfux0rz October 7, 2007

Lactation Lettuce 

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!

Lactation Lettuce III 

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.
Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

Lactation Station

As the word implies, a station where lactation occurs. In other words a chicks tits or nipples. Can be referred to animals breasts...
Jeez that milf has some nice lactation stations.

Fuck I want to suck them lactation stations dry!

Lactation Station

When a group of family members gather around a shirtless breastfeeding woman with no shawl and clap and cheer at the sight of her breasts as she records the event
Dam dude, did you see our new neighbors making a Lactation Station last night?

We should partake in a Lactation Station!

lactation fraud 

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother
Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"
lactation fraud by LumonBoard January 28, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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