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Lactarted 

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.
Lactarted by thebigneon April 7, 2007
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Lafartcus 

A SpongeBob shaped truck driving nigga with the hu-bubblies and the feetiza crust and whack dat wheels over the road.
Dat nigga Lafartcus is dat nigga
Lafartcus by Lafartcus March 13, 2021
A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.
"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"
Lactart by Marqueritte June 15, 2009
Making someone laugh while farting at the same time.
Man: makes a joke
Girl: Bro hahaha you made me lafart
Lafart by Queenith April 23, 2020
When you fart and laugh at the same time to cover a fart
I felt a fart coming on so I lafarted to cover it up.
Lafart by Dumb Reagan May 15, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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