I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.
A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.
"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."
The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..