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to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them
Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years
by Macktown July 15, 2018
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1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.
I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!
by Cenzo911 November 06, 2011
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To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back.
Monica lay unconscious in a mixture of her own blood and the telltale splinters of an aged oak barrel after consenting to let her husband perform the Donkey Kong.
by Alan Perish October 17, 2006
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A popular and classic video game produced in 1981. Often considered one of the greatest video games ever made due to its simple gameplay, revolutionary sounds and graphics and universal appeal. The original name of the game was called "Monkey Kong", but due to a faxing error from the U.S. to Japan before the game was to be completed, Donkey Kong was born.

Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.

It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.

Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.

Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.
Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.

Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.

Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!
by getinthevan November 18, 2007
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An affirmative response to a plan of action, or a challenge/bet, short for "It's on like Donkey Kong."
Person 1: "Do you want to go for a pint?"
Person 2: "Sure. Aikmans, 8 o'clock?"
Person 1: "Donkey Kong."
by menzelmenzel February 01, 2011
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A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.

The unexpected side of Eminem.
Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 28, 2010
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