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the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.
King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.
by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003
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When your dick gets to the same size as the empire state building becaus you saw a hot ass lady.
by Doggy Kat March 14, 2018
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