When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.

"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."

Krieger Steamer by LeFrance July 20, 2018

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Krigger

People that have no skill and use the Krig 6 in warzone.

Tony: Holy shit that guy just lasered me!
Me: Damn what he using
Tony: The Krig
Me: Fucking Krigger

Krigger by Pedro42 August 21, 2021

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Robby Krieger

Very underrated musician, and former guitarist for the Doors. While Jim Morrison definitely has the spotlight for the Doors, Robby the youngest member of the group, was also important as a songwriter, responsible for the hit "Light My Fire" as well as half the material on "The Soft Parade". As well as being a brilliant guitarist he's a pretty damn good vocalist too. He mightn't be Jim Morrison but yeah he can sing alright. Check out his string of solo albums.

And any doors fans will know that "Spanish Caravan" and his improvised live guitar solos justify his greatness.

Person 1 : Man "Love Her Madly" is an awesome song. A Morrison favorite of mine along with "Runnin' Blue"

Person 2 : Actually both those songs were written by Robby Krieger

Person 1: Who?

Person 2: The Doors guitarist....the guy who sings on the chorus of Runnin' Blue

Person 1: No.....that's Bob Dylan idiot! The Doors were only session musicians that acted as Jim's backing group!

*Person 2 facepalms*

Robby Krieger by stingingpaininthebrain July 13, 2012

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Kidge

A pure and wholesome couple who cancel each other’s negatives out and bring out the positives.

“Look how cute, such a Kidge!”

Kidge by Kidge555 September 4, 2018

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