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A midget with normal proportions, who is easily mistaken for a child.
Until I saw his beard, I thought that kidget was a kindergartener.
Kidget by Winston Bongo October 23, 2010
Related Words
1) A kid midget
2) little (little person?)
3) Bobble heads
Did we just see a kidget?!
Kidget by shmikes420 September 19, 2020
Kidgoten is an an Tulsa rapper who sounds like a kid but can actually rap.
Kidgoten New Era Bitch
kidgoten by Wshh2000 March 20, 2020
A small child.
kidlet by Kyoko October 24, 2003
A pure and wholesome couple who cancel each other’s negatives out and bring out the positives.
“Look how cute, such a Kidge!”
Kidge by Kidge555 September 4, 2018

Kidpetition 

When siblings compete to do chores for their Mom.
In a raw example of kidpetition,Pete called his sisters Ann and Jan, and his brother John, on the way home after replacing light bulbs and completing other chores. "I am on my way home after taking care of things for my Mom", said Pete. "%#}{#\<>^*£€!!!!", thought Ann, Jan and John.
Kidpetition by Moms favorite January 29, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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