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Cancel whatever the first name says.
Everyone loves him, even if they think they don't...

You should defenetly bang him cause he's god and you'd give birth to Jesus
Girl one :Ow god...kriger's here, I finely knows what Perfection means
Girl two : go to hell bitch, he's mine !!
kriger by Florentinus November 30, 2017
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når man liker noe eller du er alltid på samma sted kriger mat eller kjøper alltid liksom den iskremen
flateby kriger ("betyr at dere er der eller bor der og kommer aldri dere vekk og det er kjedelig)
du kriger fiskegrateng("betyr at du kriger og spiser det hele tiden)
du kan også bare si krigerer for null grunn
Kriger by Ektekriger430 March 11, 2024
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