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Definitions by Hotdog_Water

krampussy 

A vagina that doesn’t like children, just like the mythical creature Krampus; a pussy that avoids/doesn’t want kids.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
krampussy by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

Krampussy 

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
Krampussy by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020