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Koester
A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
Koester by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009
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thanks koesters
Classic interjection expressing your dismay at an epic failure, whether caused by you or caused by others.
I just dropped that expensive vase. Thanks koesters.
I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.
I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.
thanks koesters by Pollster March 4, 2009
cole koester
1) The coolest guy ever to walk this planet.
2) Exagerates everything because hes awesome.
3) Is really bored on Monday June 6th, 2011 at 10: .
4) MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!
5) Misses his friends because he just got out of school.
6) Loves Cher.
7) Loves his friends.
8) CJ Twist, I hope you read this, this is for you!
9) A hello going out to Sam who broke his collar bone. I'll visit you sometime!
10) To all friends who may read this, this is for you!
2) Exagerates everything because hes awesome.
3) Is really bored on Monday June 6th, 2011 at 10: .
4) MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!
5) Misses his friends because he just got out of school.
6) Loves Cher.
7) Loves his friends.
8) CJ Twist, I hope you read this, this is for you!
9) A hello going out to Sam who broke his collar bone. I'll visit you sometime!
10) To all friends who may read this, this is for you!
cole koester by Cole K. November 22, 2011
kostaras
A person that's very much into tennis and formula 1 simultaneously and always plays league of legends with a friend named Malmo (pronunced like the city in sweden).
kostaras by Tough mother hopper March 24, 2020
Kaley Koester
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