Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.

ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!

Koester by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009

cole koester 

1) The coolest guy ever to walk this planet.

2) Exagerates everything because hes awesome.

3) Is really bored on Monday June 6th, 2011 at 10: .

4) MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!

5) Misses his friends because he just got out of school.

6) Loves Cher.

7) Loves his friends.

8) CJ Twist, I hope you read this, this is for you!

9) A hello going out to Sam who broke his collar bone. I'll visit you sometime!

10) To all friends who may read this, this is for you!

Cole Koester loves his friends!

Yo Jake!

cole koester by Cole K. November 22, 2011

Kaley Koester 

The most beautiful,caring,sweet,motivated, and considerate girl in the world

That is Kaley Koester

Kaley Koester by anonymous January 12, 2021

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball

Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”

Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019

Koesser Unit 

An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.

Thats gonna take at least 1 ʞ (Koesser Unit) to finish.

Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010

kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.

One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.

kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

Kester 

A guy who is a friend to everyone. He has a likeable, easy-going personality. He has a lot of enthusiasm, and tries to live life with a smile, even if he doesn't feel like it. Despite this, Kester is a genuine guy. He isn't afraid to be honest about his feelings, and he will ask for help when he needs it. Out of consideration, however, he tries to be brief with what he says. He wants to listen to others, instead of focusing on himself. But when his friends need help, he is always there to aid them with advice. Whenever he shows up, people are quick to notice. Many give him a big welcome.

Me: "Hey, there's Kester."

Friend: "Oh, really?"

Us: "Hey, Kester!"

Kester by hatless hair May 7, 2018